This, is Boots, he belongs to a family friend and is the single most ridiculous cat/toilet seat cover I’ve ever met. That’s a freaking dog bed, by the way. [Ps: His size is genetic, he has a brother who lives across the country with a different owner who is the same size, despite the diets both cats have gone on.]
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
The Fault In Our Stars
: Hazel Grace (-)
I like how this is suppose to be emotional but John has sharpie all over his face.
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
remember that time darren criss wrote an apology letter to the glee fandom because the writers fucked up his character
i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious